Donald Trump Toilet Paper, Includes FREE Donald Trump Joke eBook & Dump Trump Bumper Sticker, Super Soft Novelty Toilet Paper, Best Gag Gift Political Gifts for Democrats & Republicans.
Whenever you’ve got the urge and you need some relief, get the Dump Trump Toilet Paper and relax knowing our paper is softer than his face. Whether you like Donald Trump or despise him, we can all agree that he is as wild and wacky as you’re going to find in a presidential candidate. That’s
Whenever you’ve got the urge and you need some relief, get the Dump Trump Toilet Paper and relax knowing our paper is softer than his face.
Whether you like Donald Trump or despise him, we can all agree that he is as wild and wacky as you’re going to find in a presidential candidate. That’s why it’s time to commemorate this epic American tale with something that will help us all protect our own American tails…Donald Trump ‘Dump Trump’ toilet paper.
Here are just a few reasons why you need to wipe that smile off Donald’s face with this unforgettable toilet paper:
• It’s 3-ply but matches Trumps personality = ABRASIVE. • Even if you have Donald Trump-sized “tiny hands”, we won’t judge and our paper still works just fine. • With each wipe you can pretend you’re firing someone who adores him, like Chris Christie, or Vladimir Putin. • When you give it as a gift you’re sure to make someone laugh and others irate; we’re sure you have a good reason for both. • Regardless of what happens on Election Day, our toilet paper is still clearly the leading candidate in your bathroom. • Trump would hate our toilet paper, its made in CHINA. • It’s the best gag gift for the 2016 election, which means it might as well be running for president. • Stick it in your office bathroom or guest bathroom to see how fast it gets used and the looks on people’s faces!
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- Wipe away the stains of this political race with toilet paper that’s soft on your butt but rough on Trump’s face..
- Time to tell Donald Trump that there’s no wall tall enough or tough enough to keep us from spreading the joy (and our cheeks) with good bathroom humor.
- YOU’RE FIRED! This is one novelty item that truly represents the ridiculousness of our presidential campaign; give it as a birthday gift or funny gift to people who take this stuff too seriously.
- We’re also offering hilarious bonuses to show which side the of the fence/wall/political spectrum you stand on. You’ll also receive an E Donald Trump joke book and a Dump Trump bumper sticker!
- We’d offer you a money back guarantee, but as it turns out refunding used toilet paper isn’t the best plan. However, we assure you that our toilet paper is the only one you’ll find with the S*%*T already on it.